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"U love someoneU marry someone else.The one u marrybecomes ur wife or husbandAnd the one u lovedbecomes the password of ur mail id"---------------------------------------------------------------------------There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.---------------------------------------------------------------------------Three dreams of a man:To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects...---------------------------------------------------------------------------Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wifethe kidney.If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the livermanages with other kidney.---------------------------------------------------------------------------Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.---------------------------------------------------------------------------What's the diff between Dava & Daru?Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date andDaru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.---------------------------------------------------------------------------Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

GOD

Without GOD, our week would be:
Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday & Shatterday.
If you are not ashamed of GOD

The Difference between Focusing on Problems and Focusing on Solutions

Case 1When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (ink won't flow down to the writing surface).To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C. And what did the Russians do...?? They used a Pencil!!!Case 2One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soap box, which happened in one of Japan 's biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soap box that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department.For some reason, one soap box went through the assembly line empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem. Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soap boxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent a whoopee amount to do so. But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem, he did not get into complications of X-rays, etc., but instead came out with another solutionHe bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.Moral Always look for simple solutions. Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problems.An ant can be killed in two ways......#1) By squashing it with your hand....#2) By bombarding it with a missileChoose your way!!

Inspiring one liners!!

"The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything."1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! 2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it. 3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside .. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration! 4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude! Keep on rocking!5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did! 6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die! 7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!8. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we choose Marriage, slow sure!9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!10. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else! 11. Drinking is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma GandhiAb aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di??? (which one you choose?)12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
"The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything."