Monday, July 6, 2009

hahaha Life k Funde....

"U love someoneU marry someone else.The one u marrybecomes ur wife or husbandAnd the one u lovedbecomes the password of ur mail id"---------------------------------------------------------------------------There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.---------------------------------------------------------------------------Three dreams of a man:To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects...---------------------------------------------------------------------------Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wifethe kidney.If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the livermanages with other kidney.---------------------------------------------------------------------------Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.---------------------------------------------------------------------------What's the diff between Dava & Daru?Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date andDaru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.---------------------------------------------------------------------------Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

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