Monday, August 24, 2009

Husband wife Jokes


Wife hit her husband with frying pan A wife hit her husband with a frying pan. Husband: What was that for..? Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse. Wife: Sorry..! Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again Husband: What now..? Wife: Your horse is on the Phone. Wife came home with a goat. Wife came home with a goat.Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon" Husband wife mein larai hoi Husband wife mein larai hoi,Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"Wife:Zeher.Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana: Man: Sir, my wife is missing.. Man: Sir, my wife is missing.Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,police station me complain dijiyee.Man:Kia karon, khushi k marekuch samajh nahin aa raha Why did u shoot ur wife ? Judge:why did u shoot ur wifeinstead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour,it's easier to shoot a woman once,than shooting one man every week. How woman calls their husband in first 6 years How woman calls their husband in first 6 yearsYr 1.JanuYr 2.O G.Yr 3.Sunte ho?Yr 4.O bunty k pappaYr 5.Kahan mar gaye?Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon? Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay Wife:Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,Main aap ko save karti, Husband:Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,Main her haftay tumhe change karta Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Sardar ki wife inspecter se!Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalolene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-to behan kuch or paka lo:-) 1 Horror Movie Dekhi Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,1 churail kabhi mere agekabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,Wife:Kaun si movie thi?Husband:Apni shadi ki

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