Tuesday, July 26, 2011

In India - Common lines after getting drunk

1 . Tu to Mera bhai hai . . . bhai !!!



2 . You know i am not drunk . . .




3 . Gaadi mein Chalaunga . . .



5 . Tu bura mat maann bhai . . .



6 . Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu . . .



7 . Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar . . . .



8 . Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??



9 . Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai . . .



10 . Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu . . .



11 . Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee . . .



12 . Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae . . . lovely waala !!!



13 . Baap ko mat Sikhao . . .



14 . Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya . . .



15 . Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna . . .


16 . Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye . . . Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???



17 . Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee . . . shart laga saala aaj tu . .



18 . Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska . . .



19 . Saale teri bhabhie hai wo . . . bhabie ki nazar se dekh usko . . .



20 . Yaar tu samjha kar . . wo tere layak nahi hai . . .



21 . chal bhai tu kah raha hai to tere liye chodh diya usko . . aaj se wo teri . . . bana issi baat par ek - ek aur peg !!!



22 . Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai . . . abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun . . .




and the best one . . .




23 . Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai




And Finally . . .


Salla . . . aaj se daru band . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . !!!

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